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Un tip ia un taxi în Bucureşti. Şoferul, originar din Caracal, bagă viteză spre destinaţie… Apare un semafor – roşu. Şoferul trece zburând! Clientul:
– Ce faci, domne, nu vezi că e roşu??
– N-ai tu treabă, eu sunt meseriaş.
Apar alte semafoare – toate pe roşu. Taximetristul trece… În fine. Apare un semafor – e verde. Şoferul opreşte. Clientul, total nedumerit:
– Ce faci, domne, acuma opreşti?!? Treci pe roşu şi la verde stai??
La care taximetristul:
– Eee! Dacă trece alt meseriaş prin intersecţie??
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